Cheesy pickup lines for online dating
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship? Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.